by Tony Best
Two dippy women work at a company that provides a sat-nav service. Their customers include a doddery old lady, a man who 'doesn't need the Satnav', his daughter who has recently undergone an unfortunate experience on social media, a young man who insists on using the latest 'exaggerated accents' app, and a customer who speaks only French.
“I can’t believe it….they are sending us over flippin’ Sonning Bridge! Give the SatNav a tap love, it must be faulty. Mustn’t really swear at it…..it doesn’t matter. I can say what I want……or can I? What’s wrong with a good old fashioned map? We managed back in the day.”
by Damien Trasler
Hands up who wants to upset their granny? What…..you at the back? No….didn’t think so. No one does, especially as this poor old thing is virtually blind and her heart isn’t as strong as it once was.
She still enjoys herself though. Loves her wireless and guess what? Her son has written a play and it’ll be broadcast this Friday. She’s giddy with excitement - just think…her son’s play on her radio!
Hopefully nothing’ll go wrong, because you know…..her ticker. If it does, though, I’m sure the family, friends and others can sort it….they will….won’t they?